U.S. Military Launches New Iraq Offensive
HAQLANIYAH, Iraq - Some 2,500 U.S. troops along with Iraqi forces launched their second major offensive in western Iraq in a week Tuesday, sweeping into three towns to take them back from insurgents who had killed Marines there last month.
The U.S. military announced its first casualties of the offensives, with four troops killed by roadside bombs during the fighting and a fifth elsewhere.
I mean the president merely announced Meir a few days ago and already the Forces Of Evil are trying to suggest ThatIraqiThingiePoo is anything but way so past "Major Military Operations" as the Greatest Military Leader EVER! announced when the Mission Was Accomplished!
Clearly there needs to be a presidential inquiry into how the Evil Liberal Media misinterpretted the Super Sekret Message that the president had meant to send by nominating the same person who had helped clear up the ambiguity of his time with the National Guard. Now More than EVER Frau Meir is needed to lead an even more special investigation, and should recuse herself from the opportunity to sever as a US Supreme Court Justice! There will clearly be other opportunities for her to be more Loyal Than Thou. But first we must root out the evil doers doing EVIL!
