drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

Relax, it is for your own good.

Don't you feel safer knowing:
Quantities of mercury have been found in high fructose corn syrup, the ingredient that has replaced sugar in many of our processed foods. Reports have also come out that the FDA knew about traces of the toxic substance in food, and sat on the information. This news comes out just as we've learned that the peanut butter factory responsible for the salmonella outbreak has a storied history of health violations. What a week for food safety.
[ cf Mercury Found in High Fructose Corn Syrup ]
And those Godless Liberals doubted the need to Liberate Iranq so as to defeat the Gay HomoZeXual Marriage Agendanista, so that the blossom and Bloom of the Homeland Security Investment Bubbling would froth frothingly, like a High Corn Syrup Enriched drink that is bubbly, and delicious!!!

Side effects?

What Side effects?

Why Torturing Unbelivers keeps the Pure At Heart Frothy and Bubbly, like a High Corn Syrup Enriched drink, just as the Bible says we should Mercureruizate The Capital Gains Tax Cuts Permante!!!

But of course Godless Liberals just hate the Guacamole, which is why they are UnFructoseHigh!!
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