decalf, decalf...

IS NOT a biblical reference to "Fantasy Moses Island", the fun filled story about a Midget who goes to work for a guy who basically spends most of his time up on a Mountain making project plans with a so called GOD, who is just going to make the Majikal Miracle of the Imaginary Invisible Fooote of the Market that makes Everyone's Life fantastically Rich, but of course most folks never get beyond the part where they make De Golden Calf, De Golden Calf...

God why are People Just TOTALLY FRUIT BATs???

I mean, what? did they accidentally SMOKE the Voodoo Zombie Saddam Mushrooms with the Iranian Flying Saucers???