Unexpected Side Effect of Colonoscopy.

Waking up multiple times throughout the night with the sort of Flatulence that sits at the end of the bed GLOATING and advocating that the whole Homeland Security Stock Market Bubble was merely a follow on to the Housing Bubble and the dot.bomb bubble and that they were correct, that simply adding 'fortress' was the new 'e' tag...

I mean what sort of GODLESS UNAMERICAN FLATULENCE would doubt the fiscal integrity of the Homeland Security Stock Bubble?