drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

SEC to Improve SAS

In light of recent complaints about the SEC's You must be this tall to ride on the Hedge Funds, they have decided that they must imporve SAS ( Shareholder Attention Span ) so that they are at least as aware of what they were doing at the start of a conversation as at the end.

Some critics complain that Shareholders who are still looking for the Pretty Ponies at the end of a sales pitch would pass even these more Stringent SEC standards.

The SEC responded with note, that the SEC has always supported Pretty Ponies as a basis for economic policy.
Tags: economics

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