Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

why our troops are still winning in war against india!

Kashmir leader resigns amid scandal allegations: Omar Abdullah, who has been described as a hope for the troubled state, stepped down while investigations continue.
You don't see any of the american government standing down over a mere three year old sex scandal.

Thus Proving we will go on winning against India!!!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!
and fashionably Fashionable!
and not bogged down in the horrors of a mere civilian government and can thus focus on winning all of the imaginary wars with all of the imaginary weapons against all of our imaginary enemies!!!

Can there be any doubt that americans must continue to re-elect them!!!!
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Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

WarPresident Leads Troops To Massive Military Mission Accomplished!

Dollar Gains as China Says ‘Not Aware’ of Reserve Currency Talk
What else could explain this Sudden Obviously total military victory over the PinkoCommieChiCommRatBastardIslamoCryptoZionists in Peking but that the WarPresident has done what the mere civilian president was unwilling to do!!!!

Thank GOD! we have RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!!!
And Fashionably Fashionable!!!

And they know how to Crush The Unbelievers!!!
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Friday, June 19th, 2009

Obamanation Crushes Hope In New York

New York Gov. David Paterson will order the state Senate to meet in a special session Wednesday if battling senators fail to resolve a two-week power struggle, a state official said Friday.

Paterson would compel senators to convene if they don't settle the leadership question by the end of Monday, the regular session's last day. The official spoke on the condition of anonymity because the governor hasn't yet announced his plan.

Senators would have to attend, but Paterson can't make them vote.

[ cf AP source: NY governor will force Senate session ]
Well, now americans will know what it is like to live under the horrid dictatorship of those who are not willing to follow God's Divine Law about who gets apportioned which senate seats, as the bible so clearly defines.

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney
and fashionably fashionable...

and not bogged down by those horrible civilian thingies...
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RINO Rave Dancers stabbing Troops In The Back!

With the party's brand in the dumps, a group of high-profile GOPers (including Rudy Giuliani, Steve Forbes and Colin Powell) have decided to rebrand themselves as motivational speakers under the 'Get Motivated!'. You can attend for a mere $4.95 or bring you whole office for a mere $19!
[ citing Tough Times ... ]
SHOCK! SHOCK! HORROR!! HORROR!!!

Clearly these defeatist cut and runner capitulationist appeasers are not willing to embrace the total mission accomplished glorious victorious surgetasticalisms that come from defeating the Defeatist Elements!!!!

It's as if they want to be the Evil Iranian Guards being UnAmerican and opposing the victime hoode of True PsuedoCons!!!

THANK God!!! We have RoboBushCheneyParis!!!
They Shiney!!!
and fashionably fashionable!!!

and they not mere RINO Rave Dancers spreading defeatist rumours!!!
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Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Support THE Correct Implementation of the No-Bid-Contract

Oh boy, the unbelievers are unBelieving. In The Return of "Liquidationism" we get to review the majik thinking that shows us how glorious it is that a chinese corporation was able to buy Hummer at a massive discount, so that the folks who have hummers, will know that they are Turning Chinese....

Ah yes, if only we were able to have the Homeland Security Investment Bubble, then americans would be able to feel good about the fact that only the welfare queens went off to get on the welfare dole in IranqIstania, while the true patriotic americans stayed CONUS to defeat the unbelieving liberals of wall street... or was it suppose to have been...

Either way, we should support The Correct Implementation of the No-Bid-Contract to keep america american, and from from the militancy of the Maoist Nepalese who are at this very moment infiltrating american government with their moral corruptions!!!

Thank GOD! we have RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!
and fashionably fashionable!!!

and not let astray by the unbelief of unbelievers who are the dupes of the false economic models!!!
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More Glorious Military Victories Over The Economy!!!

Clearly now that Oil Prices have doubled since February, who can doubt that this is a Mission Accomplished Military Victory that will crush the unbelievers of liberal economics!!!

Thank GOD! We have RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!
and fashionably fashionable!!!

And like totally winning against the atheistical economic models of godless liberalism!!!
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Monday, June 1st, 2009

and yes, it is more Reason for nanciiPelosii to resign.

As you will expect, the FreeperVille Follies have already reached the conclusion that this was more of the same old ReichStag Fire process we have come to expect from liberals - and that their super sekret death squads are the ones who killed Dr. Tiller.

You gotta Love America - the land of whatEver....

Thank GOD!!! We have RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!!!
and fashionably fashionable!!!

And are not led into the delusions of the majikal wand of wondrement passing along extra constitutional powers that allow them to engage in asymetric warfare against americans engaged in lawful acts.

That is what happens IF you allow the civilian president to pretend he is a real president.....
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Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Once Again Krugman Stabs Our Troops In The Back

Douglas Holtz-Eakin wants a conservative version of the Center for American Progress. But as Matt Yglesias points out, there are plenty of think tanks on the right, funded at levels beyond the left’s wildest dreams. If CAP is running rings around right-wing think tanks intellectually — which it is — it’s not due to a lack of institutions or funding.

So what’s the right’s problem? That’s easy: conservative think tanks are short of new ideas because new ideas were the last thing the billionaire funders of those institutions wanted. What they wanted, and still want, is validation of their prejudices; if someone at a right wing think tank forgets the nature of his job and actually, you know, does some independent thinking, he quickly gets fired.

A footnote: does anyone remember this?
In his latest column, the Washington Post’s David Broder extols the virtues of the Heritage Foundation and the Cato Institute, two of the nation’s most powerful and influential think tanks, on their 25th anniversaries. He writes that their “usefulness in Washington politics stems from their intellectual honesty and their willingness to question conventional wisdom, even when their friends are in power.”
[ cf Center for American Regress? ]
Well... Let us put our thinking cap on for just one minute here... Komrade Krugmann cites:
In the latest sign of the deepening split among conservatives over how far to go in challenging President Bush, Bruce Bartlett, a Republican commentator who has been increasingly critical of the White House, was dismissed on Monday as a senior fellow at the National Center for Policy Analysis, a conservative research group based in Dallas.

In a statement, the organization said the decision was made after Mr. Bartlett supplied its president, John C. Goodman, with the manuscript of his forthcoming book, "The Impostor: How George W. Bush Bankrupted America and Betrayed the Reagan Legacy."

[ cf In Sign of Conservative Split, a Commentator Is Dismissed ]
That was back in 2005, while our troops were ever more gloriously victoriously Mission Accomplishedly Winning In Vietnam than ever before.

Thus to oppose the Great Leadership of america's war president, and the think tanks that bring the thinking to tanks, is to Oppose Our Valiant Fighting Forces of The Republican Guard...

Which I think we can all agree is more proof why we must demand that nanciiPelosii Stand Down...

Oh hold it, this memo just in Bartlett was right, we have always opposed the Radical Leftist Doctrinaire Unamreicanism of Dubya!!!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheneyParis!!!
They Shiney!
and fashionably Fashionable!!!

They are the Thinking Tank....

{ bet you saw that one coming, given the whole diesel sweetie sub texting here, eh no? }
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Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

More Proof Milton Friedman was an IslamoCryptoZionist

Milton Friedman in "A Comment on the Critics" approvingly quotes Jacob Viner's (1933) "Balanced Deflation, Inflation, or More Depression":
[I]t woul dhve been sound policy on the part of the federal government deliberately to permit a deficit to accumulate during depression years, to be liquidated in prosperity years.... The outstanding though unintentional achievement of the Hoover Administration in counteracting the depression has in fact been its deficits of the last two years....
[ cf The Chicago School on Dealing with Depression in 1933 I ]
Well there is a case of Komrade Stab The Troops in the Back Milton Friedman supporting the NationalSocialistMarxianistCommunistIslamoCryptoZionism that can only be caused by satanism!

Thus proving unquestioningly that Milton Friedman was an IslamoCryptoZionist!!!

Any other position would advocate Terrorist Rebranding....

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheneyParis!!!
They Shiney!
and Fashionably Fashionable!!!

And not under the evil sway of bad liberals, because they Know:
The Most Important Thing In A Time Of War!
Is Tax Cuts!
-- Tom "reality ends here" DeLay
Aren't you proud you were not duped by the mere civilians in the election!!!
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Thursday, May 21st, 2009

More Brutal NanciiPelosii Opression Of Freedom!

Are YOU still capable of being SHOCKED! Shocked To Fear!
GameStop Corp (GME.N) said on Thursday its same-store sales dropped more than expected in the last quarter and it lowered its full-year same-store sales forecast.

Shares in the video game retailer fell by as much as 17 percent in midday trading after forecasting another weak quarter of same-store sales, a measure of stores open at least a year.

"The real damage here is in the guidance," said Mike Hickey analyst at Janco Partners.

[ cf GameStop same store sales stumble ]
How can this BE?

Wasn't the Video Game Industry proof that the economy was Economical and that only those who hate freedom and are spreading defeatist rumours about the economy while stabbing our troops in the back could believe anything other than that Liberals Are Evil And Everything Is Coming Up Roses Because Deregulation and massive tax cuts lead the way to total victory and the Mission ACCOMPLISHED dance!!!!

All Hail RoboBushCheneyParis!!!
They Shiney!!!
And Fashionably Fashionable!!!

And not embarking on the Enronization of the gaming industry that could only occur because of the Evil Wicked Witch of The West and Her Death Dealing Voodoo Zombie Flying Monkey Death Squading Dust Bunnies Of Despair!!!

There would be no other way that it could have happened BUT that NanciiPelosii threatened to detain them in the super sekret death camps that liberals use to torture americans!!!

I mean, what else could explain the Enronization of Video Gaming???
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Friday, April 24th, 2009

Communist ARMED AGGRESSION crushes freedom loving peoples!

The Federal Reserve took on more than $74 billion in subprime mortgages, depreciating commercial leases and other assets after Bear Stearns Cos. and American International Group Inc. collapsed.

In its biggest disclosure of the securities accepted to stabilize capital markets, the Fed said yesterday it had unrealized losses of $9.6 billion on the assets as of Dec. 31. The bonds, swaps and notes were taken in from Bear Stearns, once the fifth-biggest Wall Street firm by capitalization, and AIG, which had been the world’s largest insurer.

[ cf Bear, AIG Dumped $74 Billion in Subprime, CDOs on Fed (Update1) ]
Well... There you have it.

Those Freedom Hating Dirt Worshipping Tree Hugging America Bashers in The Obamnation Regime of CyrptoNeoPostoPreoFascistCommunistNationalSocialist Aggressors who hate our White Christian American way of life.

HOW COULD THE OBAMANITES HATE AMERICA SO MUCH THAT THEY NATIONALIZED ALL OF THOSE ASSETS!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!
and fashionably Fashionable!

And They Support The Free Trade In Free Markets!
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Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Which debate gets messier.

Now that Bush administration officials have launched a major campaign to persuade us that torture “worked,” perhaps it’s worth recalling that George W. Bush’s own FBI director said in an interview last year that he wasn’t aware of a single planned terror attack on America that had been foiled by information obtained through torture.
[ cf Flashback: Bush’s FBI Director Said Torture Didn’t Foil Any Terror Plots ]
is confronted wtih
But it’s easy for the Cheney camp to muddy the waters and turn this into a matter of debate by citing unspecified classified info that supposedly supports the claim that it has saved lives — info that we’ll never see. Having the debate focused this way also lays the groundwork for the Cheney camp to say “I told you so” in the event of another terror attack.

One more time: Cheney and the Bushies have mounted a relentless campaign to shift this debate that shows no signs of abating. Whatever the downside of Cheney’s re-emergence for the GOP, it may be working. Where’s the push-back on this from the White House, or at least its allies in Congress and elsewhere?

[ cf Cheney Succeeding In Shifting Torture Debate? ]
This is clear and compelling proof!

More Americans should Thank GOD for RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!
and fashionably fashionable!!!

And they are still keeping us safe from THEM!

But you do not hear the Evil Liberal Media telling the truth about how much safer we still are!
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Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Godless Wall Street Liberals Destroying Freedom

So Citigroup is profitable because investors think it’s failing, while Morgan Stanley is losing money because investors think it will survive. I am not making this up.
[ cf Alice in financeland ]
Thus proving that Godless Liberals should have backed the War president for TOTAL MISSION ACCOMPLISHED against the Godless Unbelievers of Wall Street and their
VeneZueloColumbianSomaliPirateCyborgZombieDustBunny Hugo "Saddam 'Gay Marriages only' Hussein" Chavez.
But were they peresonally willing to be personally responsible for all of their HORRORS!!!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!
and fashionably fashionable!!!

And they Know Economics Gooder!!!
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Why are The Radical Hard Leftists Persecuting White Christian Americans

I did nothing but promote a video of folks supporting troops, and Charles Johnson has slanderously accused the video of being a British National Party anti-Muslim rally — for it is he who is made of racist accuse-me footage Hitlers. UPDATE: LOL! Look at the hippie fruitcakes protesting the National Front!
[ cf Can wingnuttery be cured? ]
Now do not get me wrong here....

I think that everyone accepts the fact that the Litttle Green Footballs were always a radical hard left DickCheney Stab The Troops In The Back Peace Freak collection of Defeatists Cut And Runner Appeasers, so why are the Evil Liberals Blame God Fearing White Christian America for the failures of their NationalSocialistCommunistFascistLibertarian Reactionary Deviationalisms????

PinkRedBlueBlack!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!
And fashonably fashionable!!

And not drifting on the winds of domestic political expediency like a Leaf From Serenity The Smoking And The Bandits In Space Themed Hatred of Our White Christian America!!!
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Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Sinister Evil Liberal Konspirakii Unmasked!

****DO NOT PUBLISH DO NOT PUBLISH DO NOT PUBLISH****

****EYES ONLY EYES ONLY EYES ONLY EYES ONLY****

**** REPEAT: DO NOT ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISH OR WE ARE SUNK****

S,N! editors - please take a quick look at the minutes of yesterday’s clandestine meeting of the liberal-fascist media establishment, progressive bloggers and key provocateurs from the Obama administration. Agenda: Operation Weak Tea, our nefarious scheme to disrupt today’s bold and exciting Tea Party activity planned by virile patriots across this land we loathe as we do all things good and just and pure.

(Speaking - Comrade First-Among-Equals)

[ cf Secret Tea Party Sabotage Plan ]
Well, there you have it!

It was on the internet, and it obviously follows that:
When liberals complained of an erosion of civil liberties under Bush, we denounced them as traitors — but now that the most vicious totalitarian Nazi regime in the history of Communism is literally issuing reports allusive of thought control via death squad, OMG liberals are such traitors.
[ cf Extremists Release Anti-DHS Reports ( Emphasis to help the near of thot ) ]
Well.

There it is!!!

How can anyone doubt that the Unbelievers are the Cause of all things Dark And Sinister!!!

Clearly ONLY by accepting the Divinity Of Dubya, as the argument from Divine Comedy Demands, can people find a safe place where they can Thank GOD! For RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!
and fashionably fashionable!!!

Without whom the nation would not have an On Going War President with access to the Majikal War President Wand that has been keeping TRUE AMERICANS SAFE!

Anything less and the Terrorists Rebrand.
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Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Faux News Fulfill Segregationist Dream, and secedes from Union.

It was just a matter of time. With all of the white-hot, ultra-hyperbolic invective radiating from Fox News screens across the land, there was really no escaping the obvious end game. The usual suspects in the Fox Confederacy have been so filled with revulsion by the neo-Socialist path that they believe the country is on, that they can no longer abide nor accept it. So now Fox News is preparing to depart from the union with a fanfare, a blast of light, a loud swoosh and gong. And an advertising campaign.
See also the update to this article:
The Fox Nation Launches A Dud

On first viewing of this ad I thought it may have been a joke akin to the Colbert Nation. It begins by declaring that “It’s time to say ‘NO’ to biased media.” Was Fox News coming clean and denouncing itself? No such luck. It was just that old “fair and balanced” Foxian doublespeak. Instead, Fox was announcing the birth of a nation - The Fox Nation.

[ cf Secedes From America ]
What other choice is there???

Clearly in the middle of a Tax Revolt inside of an Insurgency in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn baby UBU because of the Radical Hard Leftist Shift DearOldDick! What other choice was there?

Thank GOD we still have the War President RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!
And Fashionably Fashionable!
And not bogged down in a quagmire of mere rational discourse.
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We are On To Fantasy Island....

Also in play: Reports that the Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB) has decided, as expected, to ease rules that require banks to value toxic debt at fire-sale prices. The FASB told CNN that although discussion that suggested agreement had taken place, a formal vote has not yet occurred.
[ cf Dow rallies above 8,000 ]
Cram Down?

What Cram Down?

There are no economic problems in the Financial Sector!!!

These are Not The Asset Infections You Are Looking For, move along.

All Hail The Greatness of The War President, since clearly this sort of Total Military Victory Over the Darkie Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Canadianists Zombies could ONLY be done by the Brilliant Military Brilliance of Mission Accomplished Dubya!!!

Thank GOD For RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney!
And Fashionably Fashionable!!!

And not bogged down in the failed radical leftist economics of a mere civilian President!!!

{ hey kids, what if the coleman litigation can continue to keep the democrats with only a 59 vote total in the senate, and we can keep on watching these sorts of sillies going on??? Or is that too obvious a policy wonking.... }
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Monday, March 30th, 2009

In related Happy

One thing you learn rather quickly when working at the International Monetary Fund is that no one is ever very happy to see you. Typically, your “clients” come in only after private capital has abandoned them, after regional trading-bloc partners have been unable to throw a strong enough lifeline, after last-ditch attempts to borrow from powerful friends like China or the European Union have fallen through. You’re never at the top of anyone’s dance card.
...
"The challenges the United States faces are familiar territory to the people at the IMF. If you hid the name of the country and just showed them the numbers, there is no doubt what old IMF hands would say: nationalize troubled banks and break them up as necessary."

[ cf The Quiet Coup (emphasis mine) ]
Or as God Hater America Basher Noted:
But asking the Freaks at the IMF if they have read Shock Doctrine, is like asking YOU if you have read Catch-22
Which I think helps explain why so many folks fail to understand how much the IMF merely wants people to like them....

Ah yes....

What IF americans were obliged to live in the reality they created?

Rather than in the reality that would be the reality, if only it had been more realer, and without all of the Smoke, Mirrors, and Deep Market Fundamentalist Chanting about keeping TinkerBelle alive...

Fortunately it will not be required.

Now More than EVER we must Thank GOD for RoboBushCheneyParis!!
They Shiney!
And Fashionably Fashionable!
And not bogged down in the failed rhetoric of the pre-911 culture of Market Fundamentalism...
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Friday, February 20th, 2009

DOW below 7.3K, WOW!!!

Can there be any doubt that we are More Winning against Iranq than EVER before!!!

What clearer proof that the War President is more protecting us than any president elected by civilians.

Are YOU doing your part to be more patriotic!!!

Thank GOD we have RoboBushChenyParis!
They Shiney!
and fahionably fashionable!!!

And clearly more Mission Accomplished than EVER!!!

Hey kids, why don't we party like it was 1899....
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Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

But didn't Dubya pull the TARP over the Problem?

Hey kids, uh.... Brief Notes on the Geithner Financial Rescue Plan notes that it is called the Geithner plan to offer some distance between TARP phase II, and any Obama plan...

So why again would anyone oppose what the War President did to defeat the GODLESS UNBELEIVERS of Satanic Unamerican Liberal Wall Street????

OH MY GOT there is a wiki entry for it Troubled Assets Relief Program....

Ah yes, what it would be like to return to those Halcyon Days when Dubya could do no wrong, and True Americans believed in him, as the one true and ONLY manifestation of

RoboBushCheneyParis!!!
They Shiney!!!!
and fashionabley fashionable!
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